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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Just a Couple Things...

Today is National Leave Work Early Day. Just so you know. I am gonna fulfill my obligation, and yours, by not going at all. I am also all hopped up on smack again today, and it's raining - so that's good.

A hostage situation in southern Indiana has come to an end. Two men from the Cinncinnati area were tagged as suspects in a robbery in the Batesville, IN area. They were pulled over for a traffic stop, but as the officer was approaching, he sped off in the direction of Shelbyville, IN. There, one man entered a Bigfoot convenience store and took a local woman hostage. There followed a 20-hour stand off before police pulled the woman to safety and shot the bad guy. The only reason this is of interest to anyone is that Tiffany's fiance, Bill, is from Batesville, IN.

Soon a Chicago-style hot dog will be as close as your neighborhood Target food court. Vienna Beef of Chicago has signed a deal that would spread the joy that is the Chi-dog to all of America. This is not your ordinary, everyday hot dog...be prepared for a steamed bun, mustard, relish, onion, tomato wedges, a kosher pickle spear, peppers and a dash of celery salt. Now, if we could just get Giordano's to go national so you guys could all get a taste of a real pizza, we would be in business.

Porn dogs...pay attention. You now have your own dot. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers has said they will begin issuing .xxx addresses for adult websites. Good news for the lonely...no more time wasted typing out .-c-o-m now it's just .-x-x-x. You already have that motion down pat and it can be done with your left hand. ;)

I watched dirty filthy love last night and it is your usual Sundance fare...Kind of low-budget looking, but pretty good. It's hilarious in parts and excruciatingly painful to watch in other parts. I wouldn't say rish out and get it...but if you catch it, you won't be disappointed.


Anonymous JaySix said...

Hmmm... .xxx you say...Wouldn't it kick ass if adding that to ANY site could turn it into a porn site? I'd do http://www.ewenmcgregor.xxx right quick!

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