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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Memes...Memes for EVERYONE!

I should be in bed, seeing as I have to be at work in 7 hours, but I thought I would check my blog-buddies one last time before bed. Jason decided to tag me with a meme that I have seen around and, thusfar, avoided putting on here. BUT...because I like him (and he's super cute) I will comply.

***Maybe this will get me a link in Jason's Room.***

Here are the rules: Pick 5 occupations out of the list and complete the phrase. Add a couple of your own occupations to the end of the list and then pass it on to at least 3 people.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a window cleaner (by Grace)
If I could be a gynecologist (by Grace)
If I could be a world leader...(by Scott)
If I could be a healer...(by Scott)
If I could be a proctologist...(by Dave)
If I could be a carpenter...(by Dave)
If I could be a reality-tv star...(by jason)
If I could be a go-go boy... (by jason)
If I could be a PR rep... (by Matty McMattMatt)
If I could be a fireman... (by Matty McMattMatt)

If I could be a reality TV star... I would have finally acheived my goal of becoming moderately famous. Probably more for the mass quantities of alcohol I would consume on camera than any actual talent I may possess. I'm not sure how this is going to happen, but I'm on my way.

If I could be a llama-rider... I would have a favorite llama and I would name her Tina. I would feed her ham. I have mad llama-riding skills.

If I could be a hooker... I would be pretty much guaranteed sex on a regular basis. And, hey, getting paid for it would be a bonus, too. (Do I get a pimp? Please, pleeeeease can I have a pimp????)

If I could be an architect... Step one: make buckets of money. Step two: buy (and redesign) the top floor of Trump Tower Chicago and make it a club. Step three: count my remaining bucket of money while enjoying the best city, river, AND lake views in the city.

If I could be a scientist... I would beg, borrow, and steal money to fund more needed research in the areas of HIV and cancer. (Sorry to get so serious on the last one, but those are fields that I care deeply about.)

--Here's a bonus to make up for the seriousness of the last one.--

If I could be a bonnie pirate... I would say ARRGGH a lot. It sounds kinda like butt-pirate, so I could still be gay...what sounds gayer than 'bonnie pirate'?

Now...who do I choose? Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE!
Ami, J6 & BF, and Kristin. (If I get J6 AND BF to answer, do I get extra credit?)

6 Comments:

Blogger Jay Six said...

I should SO be in bed, but here I am. I'm sure you'll earn that extra credit. How could just one of us respond. And who will we tag. All of the cool kids have done it!

1:01 AM  
Blogger Extra Ordinary Boy said...

UhOh...Is this where memes go to die? As much as I (kinda) hate memes, I don't want this one to die so close to me, lol. (I was having the same problem. I had to choose people that I knew would check in on a regular basis and I wouldn't have to e-mail all sad-like and ask them to do it.)

--Maybe you could have an open invitation. Leave it up and let people take it if they want it...let you know if they do it. You could, then, edit your post to make it look like you tagged them. (Is that cheating?)

6:19 AM  
Blogger flannel04 said...

Ok, Matt. I'll do it, but only because you are the only one I know of that actually reads my blog anymore (by "do it" I mean that I will respond. I will not put it on my blog, however, because it will be humiliating when nobody responds).

If I could be a farmer...I would plant corn. Then, next season, I would plant beans in a no-till field. Because soil erosion sucks.

If I could be a musician...I would die of happiness. I have wanted to sing professionally since I was little but, alas, I grew up and got real.

If I could be a porn star...I would so do it with that Remington Steele (I think that's his name) guy, but not Ron Jeremy. Eww.

If I could be a world leader...I don't know why I picked this one because I have no idea where to begin. But things would be different, boy howdy.

If I could be a fireman...I would save all the doggies and kitties. To hell with the people.

9:19 AM  
Blogger FB said...

Hi Matty,

I'll do it. So I guess you will get extra credit. J took all of the people I'd send it to. But since we're one blog together shouldn't that count for me too? Or do I have to find three more bloggers? But I'll do it and do it good!!!

Thanks for the tag your it!!! Now the pressures on to be funny... hmmmm......

4:20 PM  
Blogger Extra Ordinary Boy said...

Kharney-- Wow...who knew a couple dozen words could be strung together in such a boring manner as:

--If I could be a farmer...I would plant corn. Then, next season, I would plant beans in a no-till field. Because soil erosion sucks.--

I mean, that really takes talent...you should be writing textbooks. Oh, wait...don't you kinda do that now? lol

I kid...great answers, and thanks for doing it.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Pimpin' said...

Wait.
Aren't you already a reality TV star to some degree?
I recall something about you drinking your ass off before appearing on TV.
That definitely counts.

Oh, and if you're looking for a pimp, I think Vonzell's dad is available...

12:54 AM  

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