It Might Not Be The End Of The World As We Know It...But I Do NOT Feel Fine...
Mr. Big-Head-Square-Jaw is having a baby!!! Bennifer II - baby - ugh. Jennifer Garner is (ALLEDGEDLY) expecting an Itty-Bitty-Bennifer sometime in November. I could be really snarky and say bad things about them...but honestly, I don't hate this incarnation of Ben-Jen as much as the last one. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I haven't seen either of them lately...very low-key, just how I like my Affleck. I wish them the best of luck. (I just realized I must have been snarky when I titled this post...but I am over it now.)
--I had Federfetus...and I like that name. I am not liking Itty-Bitty-Bennifer. Here are some other options I had...
- Bennibaby
- Baby Garfleck
- Baby Affner
- Af-fetus-er
I'm just saying... @ 1:34 AM
3 Comments:
I'm partial to Baby Garfleck. And of course naming it after fruit. Banana Affleck would have a really fun time playing with Apple Martin(i) on the crazy celeb kids' playground.
I think that's a good choice...it kinda reminds me, though, of something you have to scrape off your shoe or something.
"Oh, excuse me, sir...I think you stepped in some garfleck..."
Unbelievable.. okay.. it's like that SNL episode where Ben was showing us t-shirts. My favorite was Mary-Kate and Ashfleck. So I guess my vote here will be baby BJ (as in Nick Carter's sister is named BJ!) ~Ann
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