One is the Loneliest Number ...

It also happens to be the temperature right now. One degree. That's not a windchill. I am pretty sure, when it is this cold, quantifying it is a mere technicality. This way they don't have to say, "You're going to freeze your balls off" on the news.

In other news - my warmest wool coat is at the cleaner's - I am going to die today, lol...