I Bet They Name the Baby Paris...

Instead of calling them Paris and Paris, I am going to go my usual route and combine their names in a witty, smart way...um, Paris?

Everyone is all atwitter this morning about possible baby news. Paris are pregnant!! News Weekly says that Paris H is due in December and points to a barely visible tummy pooch in her Carl's Jr. advert as proof.

Ce n'est pas vrai, I say. It is the consensus of all my attractive female friends that beautiful women are through with giving birth to their own children. Child birth is so very last year.

Everyone who is anyone has a surrogate mother...Just as the Murakami was the new Birkin, surrogates are the new must-have for fall.