THE MOSTLY TRUE ADVENTURES OF OUR HERO, MATTY MCMATTMATT.
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'MO'TATION OF THE MOMENT
Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. "I had a great time with... them." Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut! ~Judy Carter
A TomKat baby!? Does this mean his wang might have touched her hoo-hoo? I'll never believe it...I just won't. I guess congratulations are in order for Tom and Kat(i)e...Is it wrong to wish post-partum depression on someone?
if that bitch magically got pregnant from Tom, then so can I. I mean his dick has never even seen puss let alone enter it. Nicole can vouche me on that one.
Dude, you are so right, I seriously hope that she struggles hard core with postpartum, so that Tom can eat his words. I so hope she has to see a therapist, and it all leaks.
Lord help us all that we have to deal with this demon spawn.
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if that bitch magically got pregnant from Tom, then so can I. I mean his dick has never even seen puss let alone enter it. Nicole can vouche me on that one.
Dude, you are so right, I seriously hope that she struggles hard core with postpartum, so that Tom can eat his words. I so hope she has to see a therapist, and it all leaks.
Lord help us all that we have to deal with this demon spawn.
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