What I Did Last Night...Unadvisable For The Most Part

• Start ordering Stoli gimlets as 'talls'.
• Proceed to drink them as if they are water.
• Buy a shot of Don Julio for Carl, the guy that Robyn liked and I, evidently, went to school with.
  
• Talk incessantly about how cute and how well dressed Dan is.
  
• Flirt with Dennis, Crystal's boyfriend, because he's hot.
• Continue ordering Stoli gimlets...a lot.
• Buy a bottle of vodka to take to Jeff's house for hot-tubbing.
• Make out with Dennis...so Crystal can take a picture.
• Make out with Bill, repeatedly, so Crystal can take a picture.
• Whatever happened at Jeff's house.
  
• Tell Bill that I will tell Lynn he likes her if we get to make out more.
  
• Make out with Bill in the hot tub and never tell Lynn.
• Get home at 6:00 am, sleep till mid-afternoon.
• Wake up in some newly discovered state - Somewhere between SUPREMELY drunk and INCREDIBLY hungover.
  

Have a good weekend kids.