What a fucking weekend. I know It's been a long time since I've written, but I haven't been home, really, in days. This was my weekend 'on' at work, meaning that I had to close on Friday, open on Saturday and work all day today. Friday night as we were leaving we decided that we should go to the Knickerbocker for a drink. We got there around 10:00 and had a great time. It was Holly, Lynn, Robyn, and me. Lynn left early and Robyn, Holly and I stayed till closing. We found out our friend Shelby had gotten hired and it was her first night working, so that was fun. (And we sat near the door so we could check out Jeff's cousin Dan...he's the new doorman.) I got home around 4:00 on Saturday morning and talked to a couple people online. It was about 5:30 when I got to bed and had to get up at 8:30 for work.

At work on Saturday we all decided that we should go out again. We decided on 9:00 which really meant 10:00. When we got to the bar the back booth was empty so we snatched it. It is prime real estate. It faces the whole bar and is the hardest seat to get. We sat around drinking and laughing - talking about work quite a bit, because that is pretty much all we had done lately. We met several people...whose names are unimportant (and I don't remember), so I won't mention them here. At one point this guy came up and asked if he could sit and finish his cigarette with us since we had an ashtray. When I looked up, I realized that I knew him. When I asked his name I realized that we had gone to high school together. We were never friends, but knew of each other. He would pop back to our table every once in a while and I bought him a couple beers. As the night went on Robyn and Lynn moved up to the bar and Waldo (a sorta pseudonym) and I ended up sitting next to each other.

At some point this guy across the table made some comment about me being gay. (Nothing derogatory, I think he is gay, himself...) Waldo leaned over to me and said, "I thought you might be...You know, I am cool with that." *wink* This is when things started to heat up...I was trying to hold up a conversation with Holly and a couple of her friends while he is, basically, giving me a handjob under the table. I think I kept my composure pretty well...but whenever anyone would speak to him, he would jerk his hand back real quick like he was going to get caught or something. He made a sly move for one of my cigarettes and whispered, "You know, I make a mean breakfast." I excused myself to the restroom and, whattayaknow, he followed me. :) We sized each other up at the urinals...more than satisfactory. When we went back to the table, I ordered another Stoli gimlet and it went pretty quickly. While stroking me through my pants like he was trying to wear a whole in them, he said, "I wasn't kidding..." I told him we probably shouldn't talk about this at the table, so I went to the restroom again. Evidently that was too subtle a hint for him. I came back to the table and asked if that meant he had changed his mind. He said he hadn't changed his mind at all and I told everyone I would be right back. We went outside onto the sidewalk. We were both pretty drunk and he stepped into a doorway and he said it was up to me. Probably not the best decision to leave those kinds of choices to me, lol. My exact words were, I believe, "I want to suck you, flip you, fuck you, and leave...how does that sound?" He said it sounded like a plan. I had my goodbyes to say in the bar and he said he was going to walk down to the corner...and meet me there. (All super-spy-like.) I basically went into the bar and said, "So, um...I'm gonna go have sex with Waldo now - See you at work!"

When I caught up with him at the corner we started walking towards his place, I thought. Oh no...not quite. Guess who has a fiance and not one, but two kids at home? Oh...yeah! He said that he had a friend that lived downtown that he stayed with a lot and we could go there. (Sketchy, n'est-ce pas?) By this point, though, it was definitely going to happen, so I said OK. As we walked he started telling me that he has experimented with guys a couple times in the past year or so. He said he was still straight but liked nothing better than "a big, thick cock up his ass". I told him I could probably accomodate him and he seemed to agree. I know most 'straight' and bi guys don't like to kiss...but I do. So, I asked him if he did and he said yes. Luckily there was a conveniently placed bush or we would have been making out on the sidewalk, lol. We finally got to his friends house and it just happens to be this super-hot Hispanic guy. We will call him Benny. All three of us went upstairs to his den and Waldo and I sat on the sofa while Benny sat across the room on a chair. Benny pushed play on the DVD player and this HORRIBLE porn starts playing. It was a bisexual porn and it was SO bad, seriously...gross. A couple minutes into the movie Waldo reached over and unzips my pants...I wasn't complaining. I was just starting to get into it when he jumped up and asked Benny if he minded if he got comfortable. I expected him to take off his shoes or unbutton his shirt or something. OH NO...he stripped bare in about 3 seconds and pounced on my cock.

As he was going down on me Benny reaches into a box on the table and pulls out that recognizable little brown bottle. I took my first whiff and was hit hard. Everything is fantastic for the first 30 seconds...and then that headache sets in. As Waldo was going down on me, Benny undressed and knelt behind Waldo. He started rimming Waldo, which sent him over the edge. I could feel his moans on my cock every time Benny hit him in just the right spot. When Benny reached back into the box and pulled out condoms and lube, I knew it was on. Waldo took a little break off my cock while Benny was starting to fuck him from behind...he raised up giving me access to his cock which I took full advantage of. Benny and I soon got into a rhythm, but we were both in awkward positions for it to be very good. Benny pulled out and went to the sofa, inviting Waldo to come sit on his dick. When he did, I got back on Waldo's cock and sucked for all I was worth. This position gave me an opening for Waldo's cock and balls and Benny's balls and ass. Heaven. Benny and I got back in our rhythm and Waldo soon had his hands in my hair, fucking my face. Benny was getting close, so Waldo slowed down and I took the opportunity to lean up and kiss him. He whispered into my ear that he had never been fucked and blown at the same time and he was getting really hot. I nibbled his earlobe a little and said, "You know, I'm fucking you as soon as he's finished. This whole time I was stroking his cock and before I got the whole sentence out he let out this fantastic moan and I felt his cum hit my chest. This all sent Benny over the edge, too, and he grabbed Waldo's hips and came so hard I think I could hear it.

Waldo never lost his erection...but Benny was pretty well spent by now. He went back to the chair across the room and sat back to enjoy the scenery. I got Waldo on his back on the floor and stroked his cock as I started to fuck him. I have never had someone's legs wrapped SO tightly around my waist...As I fucked him, he reached up and pulled me by the neck to kiss him. Benny recovered a little and I soon found him standing in front of me with a hard dick waving in my face. Who am I to refuse? So, at 5:00 in the morning I found myself fucking and stroking an acquaintance from high school while I sucked the dick of a guy I just met. Benny finished up pretty quickly, and I got to concentrate on Waldo again. Damn...the boy had a cock that just wouldn't stop leaking. I knew I was getting close so I leaned back on my legs and pulled him up onto my hips so I was deep inside. This left him with his back arched and cock pointing straight up into the air - so hot. He grabbed for my hand and we both came at the exact same time...he looked ridiculously sexy.

Waldo had to get back to his fiance, so he jetted pretty quick. (He lives within walking distance.) I wondered how he was going to explain why he smelled like lube, cum, butt sex, and my cologne...but that's hardly my problem. Benny invited me to stay, but I had to be at work at 10:45 in the morning and it was already 6:00. I went out to the sidewalk and called my cab...soon wondering if I should be embarrassed that I smelled the same as Waldo, lol.

I got home and into bed around 6:30...and was up at 9:00, ugh. I got to work on time, though, and although my throat still hurts, I think it was worth it. ;)

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