For Want of a Soda, the Kingdom was Lost

OK, so you know how sometimes you want something SO bad you can taste it...but it's just not gonna happen? I have been watching TV for an hour and a half (I am so seldom home on Thursday nights that I haven't seen any of these shows in a while) and I have been wanting a soda that entire time. I have the car, the cash, the time...everything but the will to leave the house for something so insignificant as a soda.

What do you think I found in the back corner of the refridgerator when I went to get a glass of water? Half a bottle of Diet Pepsi.

See, sometimes god doesn't hate me.