FSN

UNPRECEDENTED! I just realized I have been watching Fox Sports Network for almost 2 hours. (Admittedly, it was the "Top 10 Chicago Sports Moments" that I was watching, but still...) There is a perverse sort of pride inside of me right now for being able to do that, though...almost 2 WHOLE HOURS!

Oh, and another testament to how much I suck. Last night, around 11, I stepped out for a cigarette. When I saw a cockroach pictured on the label of a bottle of bug spray, my heart literally started to race and I got all jumpy. Couldn't even enjoy my cigarette after that.

(And yes, I do sometimes go outside with a can of bug spray because I hate bugs so much.)