Tornado Sirens...YAY

I LOVE storms. And we are having a doozy right now. Straight line wind gusts up to 60 mph...incredible lightning...booming thunder...tornado sirens. I am in heaven. (My dog Bella, on the other hand, is about to piss her britches.)

Another reason to be excited: Starting next month, in Chicago, police will start issuing tickets (actual tickets) to bicyclists that do not obey vehicular traffic laws. (i.e. riding on the road, not the sidewalk, riding with the flow of traffic, obeying traffic signals, etc.) This us HUGELY great news...especially if, like me, you get a nearly uncontrollable urge to pop your door open when you are driving and a bike come up between the lanes of traffic. The fines for these tickets can range between $25 and $250.

Bone Booth not playing. The Colin Farrell sex tape has been officially blocked for release by a judge in (I think) California. A lot of people have commented that, at only 15 minutes long, the tape can't be that great. I don't know about you, but there can be a LOT of GOOD sex in 15 minutes. Yes, ideally, there would be long, slow, passionate sex...sandwiched between tender foreplay and loving cuddles, of course...BUT, there are those times when you need a good hard fuck. And that can be accomplished in 15 minutes.

[no official tornadoes, yet...just severe thunderstorm warnings]

That is what is great about the National Weather Service in Indianapolis...looking at the radar, the storm is officially over, lol. And now they issue a severe thunderstorm warning...thanks.

Nothing else going on, really. Although, I do really wanna go play in the rain right now...